Hubster D walked into the room and genuinely trying to be sweet and complimentary, said with the biggest smile on his face,
You know, there are a lot of beautiful women in this world, but I wouldn’t trade you for any of them.
He was so proud of himself until I said,
…so I’m not pretty?
He paused, and his grin turned into a look of absolute defeat and a “DAAAAMIIIT!”
A Day in the Life 
That sounds just like him. Ha!