Context: Hubster D. was reading something on the interwebs about this woman who blamed her husband for signing up for a website for men wishing to have an affair. Little did she know that their daughter signed him up as a prank on her parents. After reading this aloud to me, he commented:
Don’t worry. If I ever cheat on you, I’ll tell you.
Moments later…
Aw shit. I just realized I sounded like a total jackass.
Yup.
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